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Behavior of the other subjects on the tape is unaltered. Forensic video analysis has not revealed any evidence of editing. Lauderdale, Florida Current Status: A yellow "rubber ducky" bath toy. When a subject explains in detail a practical problem to the item as though it were a living anthropomorphic duck, they will feel that they have a better understanding of said problem, and are often immediately able to come up with a solution.
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Glasgow, Scotland Current Status: Stored in Site containment locker. A Roman mosaic assembled in the 4th century CE depicting a creature resembling a Stegosaurus. Outside its anachronism, it is not otherwise anomalous. Villa Romana del Casale, Sicily, Italy. In display at Site's Historical Anomalies Wing. A Bored chat txt 420 at some point pan flute. When played, an unidentified male voice will tell music-related puns in the player's first language. The automobile is reported to leave a trail of flames in areas it passes.
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When touched or handled physically, the head animates and bites its handler, then returns to its inactive state.
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Crumpled up, presumably by accident. Believed to be "dead". Any text displayed in it appears as excerpts from "Klingon Steed", a novel series of unpublished slash romances. Author and font creator are unacquainted and display no anomalies. Downloadable file replaced with corrupt decoy. An oil painting depicting a sunset over snow-capped mountains.
Any human who views the painting is unable to move excluding blinking and other unconscious movements until they are deemed to have sufficiently "appreciated" the painting's composition or are forcibly moved by an external force. In permanent storage following an incident in which Dr. Gently chaf transfixed for three hours before being removed by security staff. Maybe it'd be easier to appreciate the thing if the artist wasn't terrible at conveying depth.
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